The Glossary Ibis

The Glossary Ibis: 
A Dictionary of Birding Jargon

"The only thing better than finding a good bird is getting others on it" 
---------Arie Gilbert                                     

BVD:
1. Acronym for 'Better View Desired'
2. A bird begrudgingly seen well enough to ID, but not seen well enough to "own".
3. An unsatisfying look at a bird, especially a life bird.

Chaser:
1. A womanizer.
2. Someone who will travel relatively extreme distances in order to see birds.
3. See Lister, Twitcher

FWB: 
1. Acronym for 'Fair Weather Birder'.
2. A birder who limits their birding activities especially to spring migration

Green Birding:
1. A manner of birding where priority is given to lessening one's carbon footprint.
2. Birding where you focus on your local patch.
3. The realm of the 'holier than thou' crowd, who proclaim their superiority over listers and chasers. See Sour Grapes.

GPS:
1. Acronym for 'Global Positioning System'
2. A device that permits navigation to and from birds even when in they are in previously unfamiliar locales.
3. Requisite equipment for power birders
 
Jizz:
1. The gist of the bird's behavior, or its geist. ie spirit.
2. The posture or behavior of a bird such as pecking at a tree or peculiar manner of flight that allows one to recognize a bird before field marks can be seen.

Lister:
1. Joeseph, British surgeon and pioneer of antiseptic surgery
2 n. A birder who keeps track of their sightings, referred to as 'the list'.v. listing
3. A derisive term used by non listers who decry listers as only being interested in ticking off a sighting, and or being {too} competitive with respect to the number of bird they have seen. ie. an example of sour grapes.
4. see Chaser, Twitcher.

Listeria:
1. A bacterial genus containing seven species named after the pioneer of sterile surgery Joseph Lister.
2.  A serious infection caused by eating food contaminated with the bacteria AKA listeriosis.
3. An obsessive compulsive disorder prevalent in birders, marked by all manner of lists of birds. Ie. day lists, county lists, seen on TV lists, seen while on the toilet lists, etc.

LBJ:
1. Acronym for 'Little Brown Job'
2. A derisive term used for sparrows and peeps due to their lack of inspiring interest and difficulty in identifying them.

May Whore:
1. One who compromises their principles for sightings of migrating birds. “You called in sick to go see birds?” “Well, it would have killed me if I had not!”
2. The familiar face[s] one sees birding predominantly in May during migration.
3. A person who prefers birding during spring migration .
4.[From Spanish: Potoo de Mayo. ] “¿qué podía ser mejor que ser una potoo de mayo?”
“Juan, does Pedro feel better now that he has seen that wave of Warblers? Si senor, he is mejor”

NFB:
1. Acronym for 'Not a F***ing Bird'
2. The term used to describe something as unimportant, when the goal is to find target birds: "{ie. on a whale watching trip} What have they got over there? NFB."

Own:
1. Owning a bird.
2. A satisfying sighting in which jizz and field marks are seen beyond the abstraction of the field guide; moving from what one expects the bird to look like based upon its description or drawing, to an understanding of what the bird looks like in vivo so that it is felt that it will henceforth be recognizable.

Power Birding:
1. A mode of birding replete with intensity and passion and unafraid of using technology such as the internet and GPS.
2. Utilization of real time sighting intelligence that had its genesis with the advent of the internet. Initially it was with subscription to internet mailing lists that used listserve software. As more and more social media have evolved including Facebook, Twitter, and eBird, the wide spread dissemination of sighting information has progressed to the point where it is essentially instantaneous as well as ubiquitous.

Semper Aucupium:
1. The motto of power birders everywhere.
2.  Latin: "always birding".
3. The observation that no matter where you are, you will take notice of the birds around you; be they on TV, while eating at a restaurant, or while doing anything where a bird is reflexively noticed.

Tick:
1. A blood sucking arachnid that carries several awful diseases.
2. The act of checking off a bird sighting, ie ticking or making a tick mark in a check box on a checklist.

Sour Grapes:
1. A reference to an attitude in which someone adopts a negative attitude to something because they cannot have it themselves.
2. An allusion to the Aesop's fable concerning the fox who, in an effort to save face, dismissed as sour those grapes he could not reach.

Twitcher:
1.  A person or thing that twitches
2. British informal a birdwatcher whose main aim is to collect sightings of rare birds.
3. See Chaser, Lister.

Birderer:
1. One who seeks out other birders while birding to glean timely local information.

RainBirder:
1. One who seeks to disparage other birders by raining on their parade due to excessive consumption of sour grapes.
2. One who seeks out Burchell's Coucal for meteorological information
2. See Sour Grapes

Epic Journey: 
1. An absurdly ( in the eyes of the uninitiated ) long trip taken in an attempt to see a bird; often eliciting "You did what?!" ( again, from the uninitiated ) but more common among serious birders than may be supposed.
2. A long road trip twitch during which one tries to suppress feelings of anxiety over the possibility that the target bird may not be there, and the resultant dreaded long sad trip home; AKA "epic fail"

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